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    They Think I’m Rich: SMAU Mobiliser James Onen Reveals Top Secret “How To Bed Kampala Juicy Babes Without Spending A Single Coin”… 



    Former Sanyu FM presenter, James Onen has revealed that he has been lately enjoying free bearded meat of those lusty daughters of Jezebel because they are so money-minded they think he has suddenly become so rich after only months of employing himself.

    Popularly known to his fans as Fatboy, the radio presenter who left Sanyu FM to start up his own RX Radio disclosed today on the online station that a lot of women lately flatter him with fake compliments because they think he has money to spend on them.

    “Women approach me all the time and tell me that I am cute, I look in the mirror and see the same old me and I don’t understand it. I believe they are complementing me because they think I have a lot of money that I can invest in them. When I was young and interested, most women didn’t even want me,” Onen narrated, arguing that he must’ve looked more handsome at a younger age but he was not commended for his good looks because he was broke at the time.

    Onen warned all sons of Adam to guard their pockets jealously and be even extra careful when women who were previously uninterested start to ignite a fire of a past relationship.

    However, according to women who have dated atleast one or even more stingy men, good English coupled with smart looks is the major trap set up to seize unsuspecting gold diggers. Now that’s so typical of the very fluent and articulate thick bearded radio personality in Onen who is characterized by systematic reasoning.

    Onen is so nagging he can bring up screen shot evidence of a 3 year old post just to hold up his narrative of a current heated Facebook debate.

    He is easily identifiable as a very controversial figure who has a special liking for disagreeing with what he doesn’t agree with. He’s so provocative and basically loves picking up verbal fights by detesting unpopular views on religion, politics, and social relationships.

    It’s is now clear that Onen who claims to have retired from serious ‘boning’ is a freelancer sharp shooter who pretends to not like women because he fears to spend on them yet he enjoys the thrill of ‘eating’ free things.

    That could also imply why the ageing motormouthed radio presenter has not yet found his match for a soul mate after almost 50 years on earth. At 45, Onen is still so single and ‘entangling’ around town.

    He’s so stingy on his hard earned money he’d rather buy meat for his darling dog than sponsor anyone of that gender that tempted Adam to sin.

    James Onen aka Fatboy with his very good English is therefore a senior member of the Stingy Men Association of Uganda (SMAU) only awaiting official full registration.

    By Baron Kironde



    How Many Of You Throwing Tantrums And Jealousy Came To Visit Me When I Was Down? – Chameleone Blasts Haters Attacking Him For Receiving Car From M7’s Brother…



    Musician Joseph Mayanja alias Chameleone

    Musician Joseph Mayanja alias Chameleone has blasted people castigating him for receiving a car gift from President Museveni’s brother Nuwagira Michael alias Toyota.

    Before receiving the car, Chameleon having declared that he is a true member of the NRM and has never belonged to any other party.

    Since the viral video of the musician receiving the car, many Ugandans took to social media to rebuke Chameleone.

    However, in a post today evening on his Facebook page, Chameleone has warned that he will not be intimidated.

    “I was born free like any of us, I see many building and customizing others by their expectations. That’s not a free way to live together in harmony. God manifests himself in people today. The devil too!!

    We can’t all live in your opinion, that is a prison,” he said.

    “How many of you throwing tantrums and jealousy came to visit me when I was down? Waste your data on relevancy. This is just a car. What if a plane?” he asked.

    “Mbu this, That – Don’t force or intimidate anyone. Just be the example of the freedom and free society promised for us one day,” he said.


    By Grapevine Reporter


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    Chameleon Will Be Judged By His Own Actions – Bobi Wine…



    NUP party boss Robert Kyagulanyi Ssentamu (L) and Joseph Mayanja (R) alias Bobi Wine

    National Unity Platform (NUP) party boss Robert Kyagulanyi Ssentamu alias Bobi Wine has cautioned fellow artiste Joseph Maayanja alias Chameleone on leaving the cause for the oppressed.

    “Mr. Chameleon’s decision to abandon the oppressed and joined a dictator was his own and I cannot stop him,” Kyagulanyi said in a televised interview on Tuesday.

    “Chameleon like other oppression figures, will be judged by his own actions,” Kyagulanyi added.

    Chameleon having declared over the weekend that he is a true member of the NRM, also revealed that he has never belonged to Kyagulanyi’s NUP.

    After distancing himself from NUP party, Chameleon received a brand new Range Rover from President Museveni’s young brother Nuwagira Michael alias Toyota.

    “My friend Toyota, I am still your family. I have never left NRM, if you doubt that put up your cameras and record me,” Chameleon said.

    During 2021 election campaigns, Chameleon worked closely with NUP having hopes of receiving the party card for the position of Kampala Lord Mayor which he was later denied.

    “Chameleon’s jumping ship not only placed him in bad light as a person who loves riches but also spoke volumes about his self-worth,” Kyagulanyi said.

    “My brother Chameleon should know that when I talked to him and we introduced our beliefs to the people, we said these were not beliefs of Kyagulanyi but Ugandans,” he added.

    Kyagulanyi confirmed that Chameleon came out like others and professed that he was abandoning a dictator and joining the oppressed.

    “So if he wakes up one morning and decides to abandon the oppressed to re-join the dictator to get some money or a car, for me as a person I can’t decide for him, but we will be judged by our actions.”

    Kyagulanyi cautioned that he is not only looking at a person who is hungry for riches but also a person whose sense of self-worth and self dignity is questionable.


    By Hope Kalamira


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    A CHAMELONE INDEED: I’ve Never Left NRM – Chameleon Tell M7’s Brother…



    Jose Chameleone with NUP principal Robert Kyagulanyi Ssentamu

    Democratic party mobilizer, singer and once a member of the National Unity Platform Joseph Mayanja alias Chameleon has denied ever leaving NRM.

    While at an event organised by President Museveni’s brother Nuwagira Michael alias Toyota, Chameleon said he has never left the ruling National Resistance Movement (NRM).

    “My greatest witness can be Mr.Toyota, my friend, I am still your family. I have never left NRM. If you doubt that, put up your cameras and record me. I am still NRM,” Chameleon said.

    Chameleon added that he had his issues that made him ponder leaving, but he is now a prodigal son.

    Chameleon’s speech got Toyota emotional and decided to get him off stage, held his hand led him to where his car, a Range Rover 2021 model was parked.

    Reaching his vehicle, Toyota handed over his keys to Chameleon and gifted him the car.

    Singer Chameleon overwhelmingly got to his knees and was kneeling infront of Toyota as a way of appreciation.

    Toyota and his people held him and got him up having not found it necessary for him to kneel down.


    By Hope Kalamira


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